Ka Hoku o Hawaii, Volume XXXIV, Number 45, 6 March 1940 — Untitled [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Those Keil ehaps rvom l{;issiii ure givini, r the pU>uiy <«t" timuble. i Well, it's not so niatiy ycMrs >n:re some Rednion maiio a l«'t of .ii.-tot, Unole Saui. FDR to son Eltiott: "Wiil you never leam to keep your big mouth shut?" (iennau reirlil.);Hiks 'ia\o upoiuHi branehes thiov;jj;hout . on |uoro<l IV laiul—No\vs itoui. Ma\l o now tho l'oles i'iin born>\v soia.' ot" tlioir uwn inoney. First ilu' (;ormuns vp5h Innk*. Then steal the d<m£h To start new hanlo. ALTMARK RAID STIRS GERMANY.—Newspaper headline. Brought to the boiling point and then stirred, as in cooking recipe book. HARD T0 WA|T

Little Streanilmes laudlord ijas installed a liraud u«.nv lmthiub in her house. Nie ean inuul. ly wa.it till i>atunlui uialu to iuke her bath. - 1940 simi!e: As uncertain as the Olympic games during war- ""»• . Russia estioiates thut slie lias 51,000,000 L-aule. Tlils; duofe uui luelude tbe two milliou ihat are ,trying to l>reak tlirough līie Finuir?h • Manneiiieiui liue. DESERT POME NO. 63 Stailed on the desert Is poor Salesman Gus; Thought he'd take a eheap ride ln an old sampan bus. Changing the mime of liehuul to Eire doesu'i ;il:- r the i.lisp<>sititu of the peopit- who līv t ihere. The.t still have ihat ohi tiuhtin.i: spini hut !irh-ks h;tw heen n>piarev! !>y tirne bombs. You eau eall a "Miek" Ily s=i>uie other nauie. But lu' si ill is a Miek | Aiul \vSH ii{i'ht just tho san>ō. Wanda WaffJeir©n, the belte of Waiakea town, want% to know what is lreland's chtef export. IriBhmen. my dear Wanoa, lPishmen of course, THINGS WE COULD DO : WITHOUT ] (NO. 2) Sinooth yoinig ehaps ! Of douhtful know!edge j Who seek your help ! To "ī» throujrh ooHege." J I*OORLY TREATED ■

Sandy McPherson was ! asked the oth«r da>', "How's the wor'ci treating you, Sandy?" San- , dy's r«p{y was; "V«r-r > :

»t!dom, sir, ver r.ry seīdom." Htissititi no\v>i>;»i»ors elaiin (luu Om* Fiitns uro u>iiij» "liamHi liu u» >" b<H*j?uso ī|j< \ liiile in ilu' fiunv uui!er whiU' ml'w v lum > u!. l*>t of .i!uJ SlHii nUī avv;i\ Hftt wunohow ii! ollioi' .;ust i fv*Hi Ukr i-rviiii; .uiiun n. j Ti»*> Mdt- uiuK , f j T Ih' whili» . I »art «>in. sho»u Aiii! ;n\viv l?H'.v ga, U tnust !>«• awful To l:»f a Ketl, 11l llio S.HIfW Afui wako up Th« NorwcjĪAnfr ma> noi j *r«\of«c{ <*t» but lh«> . pt*nly ef Pjcrd». to ■ ><> , »HOOEV: WNPniNTAftUE ! Koko-Nui* avk,\, w1,.,! w.i> j

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"Madam, l'm worklng my way through college." LIFE'S DARKEST MOMENT You'iv in a iih'iii hurry 4 Il"s a nai'i'ow r'oad, Tlie driver ahead 3lakes you and oxplode; It'j# a loiU' Filipino, Wiio niakes you turu sour, •Hist idliug alon<r At six ij,*i!;\s per hour. Foo!ish question Nō. 16,082; ls this election year?" l »urio;jr !ho stege of Ki, ln m .ud th«> uvh-v (»r i?onr was i?UXK> u har rel. Just i?iiagine if tlieie had !n-ei a s«iles tax tlien ; at our i>reseat iix tax rates. . =X SOURPUSS SAMSSAYS;

*'Just because you see a lot of people !ooking at you w-hen you waik

i down the street doesn*t necessa- | ri!y mean that you are maktng a | UMBRELLA L!MMER-LICK ] A eouple of younjī nierehaiit ftjUow> ' t>\v)ied a >U'!X !ouūed up uiih uni j hrelhis | \Yhen iheve vanie u drv >poll ! \i' i! īhe s;.' .> V\t!U 'i' (<-etl*Ol*d) | they tell us. | When the name of sauerkraut ; has been change<i to Liberty cab- ' bage, youT know, that America | has entered the war. sr ; on ■ • cnoiius '«r\!; el <>T*-;::s-. M..na..ine heau " . \v. ''• „i> lo a \ole of :'iv .... ■: ..re i.ast ilie tige or m. TH!NGS WE HAVE YET TO SEE <No. 1)

Senator Jimmy Kealoha smok»r>g a big black ciaar. A BiT "TETCHED iN THE HAiD" io;ni«'C usks l)o\v v-omo \vrno s>> nnH ii < r,iāy iu tl)is wiumn. U <*U, Kwkw NuW jft»t hSt <*H tisv k'*ko wlnn !u- was a s»ia!l īh»v, ,Mayln» Uuu s tho «Ui.s\Vi'r, I.ATEST WA« JOKE Sc«tch vetfrrJin: "T»m, ye'ij bett*r b« pa>m' me back that ehill<«B' I {o«ned >e. We'tt Q*ng ov«r th' tep tontchl'" \ 10 i«>«s iv|kirls, Us.ctx> >> i? .n-«IO (n IHii. i v-a« fuo! atl tht> -o>ivr ■>! iho thms ami I»t t?U' iiii Ot <l»<» l»«t pa« t fiwl ii!i tlu> ji*H»svh> all of Ihi* !lim\ TAKiN« -INIEREST tN fOCANŪ %mc* «t i« kHawn *hit G«smani <s oeenma * I©t of new uarKs m conqucr*d Poliini, t «ws Hive te«»on to lhti

*\t\\ *m t«m* ! KiN(NHSil; WK1.L i£K v*m u;mn xt:xr wkkk.