Hawaii Holomua, Volume II, Number 13, 16 January 1894 — PHORCED PHORAGING [ARTICLE]

PHORCED PHORAGING

Successful Raids by General • * Scissors. Dollars «re delightfal. The moruing iathetonicoftheday. Everv smileche8es a wrinkle a««y. Pleasure is lime; happinvss is eternity. Most people don’t know why they marry. A fool and a fast horse are *oon parled. A flower haa nothing to do but look pretty and be sweet. Laid by for repairing—Widows. Beadsof perspiration are the jewelry of toil. The Londoner who saves up for a rainy day must be kept pretty busy. Silence may give assent, but it doesn’t favor the request for any larger loan. Death, taxes. and the sprays frotu a etreet sprinkler. are all hard things to dodge. IIf »« a fresh joung dai!«Iet g*r Togged out (rum cboe« U> het; But (retiher w«*. I'm p*iaed to *xy, The paint in wh;ch he sat. “She appeared to me like one woman in thousand.” **How so?” “I sa\v hcr at the barg.iin counter.” While the exj>erienced bicycl« rider eueapea wilhoul any falls the b©ginner, as a rule, doesn’t get off, 30 easily. 0(>, <dnggard. to the ant and se« iier methode, ever spry, And if yoa w»nt the aut's addrees, Seek tirst the pienie pie. Examiner— * What is your opinion of the ca»e?” Candidate—‘The same as yours, Professor.” Before saying an unkind lhmg of one think how you would like to bave it said of you. Talebearers and taiehearers are alike guihy; thc one has devil iu his tongue ; the other in his ear. Circurr.stances form thecharacter, but like petrifying water», tbey t* o often harden while tbey form. To have given p!casure or benefit to even one human being, is a rccol!ection that may well «weelen life. The beloved of the Almighty are tbe rich who have the huiuility of the poor, and Ihe poor who have the magnanimity of the rich. These two tbing», contradictory as they may seera, muel go logether —man!y dependence and manly indrpendence, manly reliance and man!y self-reliance. They who provide mueh weallh for their cbildrea, but neghct t<» improve them iu virtue, do like tboee who feed tbeir borses higb, bit never train them lo character and success. ‘Tu be empIoyed,” said the poet Gray, “i« to be happy.” Tt i» better to wear out ihan rust out,” said Eiahop Coirberland. “Have we not all «lerDity to rest in?” exc!aimed Aruauld. **Did he marry the girl who eouhl paiei thing« on crockery ware?” ‘*No; be msrried the one who cou!d eoek tbing» to put into crockery ware.” “You say she tried to stop the car by whtstiing at it. Dtd sbe make a success of »tr’ “Yte, in a way. lt wasn’l her whisttiQg tkat stopped the car though. It waa the facea sbe made.” l'woaweek —“Sir, I wiah k> marry your daoghter.” GrutT uther—“31 y daugbter. youog man. will eoulioue ur der the palemal rx<f.” Twoawe<k —“No objeetk>n nnsed to tbat, *if,”