Ka Hoku o Hawaii, Volume XXXIV, Number 52, 24 April 1940 — Untitled [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Hitler woukl like ti» llollaml. He wants to !>«• tho Xo. 1 l>ī.£ clieese. BRITISH CLAIM AIR VlCTORlES.—Newspaper headline. Yeah, over the air waves. DESERT POME NO. • »ut 011 tlu' t Siis Sjiniiv Muuri>e. lt's cosiiii}r liīmi notlnnir _ To Maimu T.o.'i, BULL-ETIN

"German officials say tbe Danes, welco med them as friends." This i* tlit* rirst war in i!ist»U'y \vhere t.oth sīd«>s :ne nl\v;ivs win ning.C*»«rchUrs last order to British troops sent to Norway: "On your (Noi*)way, boys-" The \va,v ftneijcu nutions :ire nhakin? np tli(»īr !';itiinel,s reof tlie »11 an oh! fa«jliionetl meiHiine bottli»: "Shakt' well hefore Now that Germar>y has taken over Denmark t it must make Herman GoeHng feel sort of sorry that he got out of the Kabit of eating butter some years ago. First Noi'Ui ll^li: ' There s tliat again Wli.n ean it heī'" SēfOīi(l fish: "Awe, hutton jour fin, it'> j«st another of those depth lK>mbs." The battHng warships in European waters are making an awful * Skagerracket. SAD STORV \Vithoui ;inv pani? 1> a i«»or ce«sus taker ; An aiort 3»*»! <Jog Tlk»Uj;lu ilw iu;ui jusl a fak«M'. "YIPEES"

Tfc«s ts Capt. Atoysius P, ] Smudge. veteran of the battle of ■ Schofield Barracks in 1917-I®, who tays if the Unit«d State« ( get« »nto thīs w*r he i» going to ©ne ef the flrst to r«.enlisl. Aloy*ius ean ttHl fire a mean ■ »hot, but before he joins up he wHI have te get a shave, aecording te «rmy regu:ations. A krtirtaaftift is mit> who **an :iw:iv h} t ,-k !.. 1 !u> when Kskiino Ili>' W;,s s!u< deU?H >»Mla fo«iu;nns. TAKING HO CHANC£S

Sa«d> McPhn-*oti ne \e ! a«cepts anjthif»B t untn he \t sure abeut ' u. Wfi«n asKed what he j w*cu!d do if somebody '

f>ra*eftted him %ith $1000, he rt p!ied *' it. mon!" nwihn? lnv<*sit)on is hnaw iha! oan'l bt % | «Tung umii s «.im, j IMI A* At * Htto fe«r jwiHcr w Su«da> nw« J ' ; :l»f. A» kms *Uiii a Jjuv-o |'Ur|»v-< v f strttrtnjg 50 Vuy :s.vi«s« 4 > r<>:

doy>; owned b,\ i>oor ppoiili». It was u howlinii su(.Tess ! . SOURPUSS SAM SAYS:

"The most «ffective t way to eliminate a Sunday norning headache smam at home Saturdav

i is to remam ai nome ; night." »Hir idea of a sort jol> i;< Uip ono IhoM hy u Milo oonsus iaUor \vlut i was as.slpn«il to an nmi that had j only one t'auiil.v iu it- a uiurr!p<l | wlih oue ehihl. ! -—■■ Wanda Waffleirori, the Waiakea glamor girl, was a big help ' to the census taker. She r\ot on--1 ly gave him all the information ! about herself, she also told him ; everything ~about a» her neighi bors. i - Heard in a Big Island aiu ; "1 >on't make fini of <»ui- ooffee, vou may he old anei weak .<OlllO day yourself." GOING MODERN

| Keaukaha will have at least 30 j «ev* and modern homes in the ♦ ne»r future. There are now too ( m*ny ©f the kind plctured »bove. i : _■ j Hilo fireuien are liaving a l>enefit jdauce Saturday night. They will I have plentj* of "hot" music. ! A man does not necessar»ly j have to flo to the dofls in order i to get a job as poundmaster of | Hilo's new dog pound. | HUo LoiiHauMum* are URtkUi{i ior | >ohu> siump to lini^h i leaiuip ilie sito for their uew olul»si<mse. We wo«ltl sugjr»>.st geUinc tho of several dt»iuists. They'r<> thv> h<>>;( stuntp puUei-H wv kuow of, OUT OF SI6HT

j ; LiUle St«amHr»es» th« office stenog, says she is taking her ya- : cation now because s&e wants to j be away when the census taKer 1 $h« «ayt the b«ii«v«s tn f keeping h«r troub!«s to herself. i - 1 Atu? {h«>vo's thc wo\uun oousu» »;tkt v r v!)o ?.u>k tho jub lK'aiu>o wat!tot! out how muoh mo*nov hor uro niakiiii;-, Legenciary; Onee upon a time th«re was a m»n who paid poU , tax twice in the ame >ear and ! didn*t ask for a refu«d, PeopU* uio uoi initr\»sttHl iso\\a ; via,vs in tho \vur | t»ropajnanJi>iis tHvaim k so twUvo, «o ; body in?orosn\l in ho:irtag ;4t»o\ii ' thp Wsr *>r»o Omt p»>t H\vny Tt?oy liioo >»11 tho !ip.x thojr ■ . ... ■ | Th«re t% now mor« truth tliAn po«try 1« tHt e!d »*yi«jj that ' th«r* I» rstten in Oe« m*r»( the o«rmans tc<V, ' ; powewion. : Tlh» last tiutuber on tho iu>u>n v j*«\4gram ?* s**las o« . "Sw( A<fc>Ht.v." ! i THASAU,.