Ka Hoku o Hawaii, Volume XXXIV, Number 8, 21 June 1939 — Untitled [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Ii loul; t!(Hi ylt : 'ai's t<>■ ;i l:unous in' Kuro]it>. Huo to hkhUm'm liuihliiii; iih'UmkN Uu' uew llilo liro sr:iiion (>nzlit 10 be tinished in loss tli;m tha( liiue. No word has been received from our old friend, D. Hunter Kydd, who left here !ast month for Scotland, not even a postcard with the usual "havtng a good time, wish you were here." We a!v.ays suspected D ; H. of betng a Scotchmar>. Now we krtow it. And how aoout those books of Scotch jokes we have not received? DESERT PTDME NO. 30 « mi on tiie dt'?evt K Si(s poor AViltio lMaiv; lli' lias in ihe tiink v r.ut his- tiivs haw IK> ,-ur. 1939 Simile: As'reck!ess with his money as a Scotchman on vacation. SOURPUSS SAM SAYS:

"The »-t ib inif wlim i»uHs out Ili<? li'i-ih oi <.llu-r< (.1 <>!.!,!.II elli plu.Mlieiil fi»r tlb OW il," Have you heard the one about the Hilo business man who is troubled with insomnia? He counts so many sheep before ti.e * ean sleep that he takes the office adding maehine with him. Doc Chu Tang Tells This One Tlio okl <'uī..ivd luan had elimheil into the demist*s chair, "Sliall I give ymi ]aughing gas, Unole'i". quortoī the dentist. "Not "lil! ihe tooth aui out, boss." roplied the old man. "lleekon «h'U foel mon> lak lafYin' den." JUNE BRIDE LIMMER-LICK A hiirhly aoiu>mj>li>he<3 young bride ('i'in oi i.Hi a s;ua«l with prisie; lUil li<nv enu'] is f:)te — ller (h>ffener;ire mate PretVrre(l v.itli b<*ans on the sicle. CUCKOO

Little StreamiineC is getting dumber and dumber every day, Yesterday she /was caught look ing in the cuc»<oo ciocV to see lf shc could find a euekoo egg. UKiU Kiiiih» nin»' »n>iui ;l tiim> lin*r«> w;is iiu \isnri'.c. alh< ln*lit>vc lu (i'iiiei-iiih.iiiu' n<rci-M r<»\ nllv. astrological FORECAST Oue te the position of the moon In conJunction with Venus there wiii be mueh trave? dUring this confifluratīon Ānd *H aiona ;«« «heuah* was bec;i()sc jusi wanted to •ee the two wor|d"s fairs. BULUETIN

"1 ilMn"* wuiil U' \» " 1" l)tv «■OllVCJ»lH»ll •" " , ' l ' " " Jum a t;i"- .•««! W« Unow n gfrt f * * U Ur tontc Sh«'j. *lw»y* |fl IMepl**' h«lr, THId MAPPENCD IN H>tO TourlM "ī'iin Jtuj u»l? »>" WVH»T* o!Tlf-o l»y: Hilo Onm.'l» 'IHipn» M l*. rt^' •«r(Mk« t!u> rirm-i \*>> «9 IWW . | T«mrM ■>.- t|..»i"- *h) » «** ' •fl »W- M !

The only difference between a Scotchman and a coconut is that you ean get a drink ōut of a eoconut. A t\>urist askoil Wanda Waffleiron \vhere ho cculd fiud tlie fish ! c;uuiory and slio told htm to just foll<nv his nose. IT'S TOO QUIET ON THE !TALIAN FRONT - -T~ HtUOSPkM|

Musso!ini has been so quiet tately he must be planning some new kind of mischief, Maybe our dear old Unele SamueJ should cal| him up and find out if he ls still there. Whoi.piii;: ('hul'lī r:ises Sho\v l'i'i.ī, [liil'Ul- W-H'k -Newt;p:i per he.nlliiie i Ve:(li, »'tiHi r h j Glass »s being used to metaf iii Germany,— Newspaper fiHer, We wonder īf that includes shrapnel she!ts. At least glass t shrapne! would bust easier tha>i j metal. ] Tlh ! v i> a mau in tlūs to\vu who wouhi "rather plu.v poker ilian g(.« t <* ih.e raees, Seems Uke he puts Ihe eai\l before ihe horse.

The oniy sex appea! wje ean see in jitterbugs is insects appeal. | •liiiie is th« motith for nian-ia^» 1 !: I l'.iiie uiunth for SAD STORY We cannot "enjoy Our annuai vacation" Untii our f)at purse Enjoys some inßation. \W ;ihvays <iid hate |>eople \vL< niik >>ehin<J your haek —tepecialii ;iii theaters. Another badly needed ihventisn is a rubfaer roof for houses so the mynha birds won't make such a racket when they run racec across it during the eariy hours ©f the morning, uw» of th»» nt<*st th!ngs uhoul .luih' is Uiat it is a shori m«>iith. Jt aw«y, boj.